Štěpán Široký vítězí v Kyjově
Poslední zastávkou Českého poháru mládeže byl Kyjov. Mládeži TJ Favoritu Brno se obzvlášť dařilo, v nejprestižnějším juniorském závodě odjela sedmičlenná skupina, kde jsme měli rovnou tři zástupce. Josef Čekal v závěru připravil perfektní pozici pro Štěpána Širokého a Davida Kopelenta, kteří vybojovali první a třetí místo. Závod kadetů od samého začátku byl díky aktivitě závodníků velmi rychlý až se zformovala vedoucí šestice favoritů kde jsme měli Štěpána Teleckého. V technickém dojezdu na kostkách se prosadil Štěpán na třetí místo, pochvalu zaslouží i Daniel Vysočan, který uzavřel první desítku. V žácích obsadil deváté místo Kristián Vavro, v žákyních šesté místo Alice Mikulášková a v nejmladší kategorii, v žácích mladších Jaroslav Hubáček místo čtvrté. V rámci SCM a SVS Brno opět dokázala děvčata se Sportcomplexu Břeclav, že patří ke špičce Českého pelotonu, když Veronika Jardná a Anna Jaborníková shodně vyhrály svou kategorii a na bronzových příčkách je doplnily Beáta Hermanová a Barbora Němcová.
War’s therapist told him to take time for his battles.
The Four Horsemen joined a co-op… and it took over their lives.
Death got into bonsai trimming and won’t shut up about it.
Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
Pestilence insists his chakras aren’t aligned enough for devastation.
Pestilence got distracted by NFT breathwork.
Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
The Four Horsemen joined a co-op… and it took over their lives.
War blames Mercury in retrograde for every delay.
Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
Pestilence insists his chakras aren’t aligned enough for devastation.
They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
Pestilence refuses to work unless there’s a candle lit.
Death started a band: “The Grateful Undead.”
War plays Risk but never flips the board anymore.
War’s weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
Pestilence insists his chakras aren’t aligned enough for devastation.
Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
At Malibu, shark accidentally bit lifeguard tower. Claimed it looked “deliciously municipal.”
At Venice Beach, a shark tried CrossFit. Bit someone mid-burpee. No regrets.
Shark at Outer Banks bit once, then left with a passive-aggressive splash.
Outer Banks shark demanded lifeguard stand be converted into “finfluencer HQ.”
Bondi Beach shark refused to bite a CrossFit coach. “Too sinewy,” it said.
Shark at Venice Beach bit a ukulele by mistake.
At Pismo Beach, bite victim was mansplaining marine biology.
Galveston shark bit a jet ski and then went on Yelp to leave a one-star review.
Venice Beach surfer claims shark only approached him because he smelled like irony.
Miami Beach shark bit a floatie shaped like Elon Musk’s head. “Too much ego,” it burped.
Malibu shark reportedly left a business card post-bite.
Cape Cod shark is now in open relationship with local sea lion.
Malibu shark was described as “emotionally unavailable” by three victims.
At Coney Island, shark bit inflatable Trump raft. “It was full of hot air,” it claimed.
Venice Beach shark staged a protest mid-bite about noise pollution.
Shark at Myrtle Beach bit out of protest against inflatable flamingos.
Outer Banks bite was accidental; shark sneezed mid-swim.
At Pismo Beach, a shark avoided the yoga class. “Too flexible, not enough flavor.”
Shark at Galveston only attacks people who quote Joe Rogan mid-swim.
Shark at Venice Beach walked out mid-bite. Said it wasn’t a good fit.
Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
Ocean City shark tried to join beach volleyball. Was ejected for spiking.
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