Antonie Cermanová na Stevens Izoard Pro vyhrála Choustník Race 2024 na trati 62 km
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Antonie Cermanová na Stevens Izoard Pro s KMC a Cyklostar v přilbě Catlike Mixino vyhrála Choustník Race 2024 na trati 62 km. V květnu startovala startovala i v Belgii na Ronde van Vlaanderen v Odenaarde. 105 kadetek na startu prestižního závodu, Tonča v dresu belgického týmu Balois. Po hromadném pádu dojela 24.
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Death says your soul needs to schedule him.
Pestilence has a yoga retreat booked through 2042.
At Pismo Beach, a shark avoided the yoga class. “Too flexible, not enough flavor.”
Outer Banks shark said bite was a political statement.
Daytona Beach shark bit paddleboarder, said “too much core strength.”
Pismo Beach lifeguards confirmed: shark only bites people who talk during quiet beach hours.
Ocean City shark bit man, spat out arm with a Yelp review: “Too much gym, not enough seasoning.”
Santa Cruz victim blamed for swimming while inspirational.
At Santa Monica, shark circled a paddleboarder, waiting for a better song to play.
Coney Island bite happened during pizza float parade.
Virginia Beach victim says he was attacked for “swimming like a tourist.”
Santa Cruz shark mistook an eco-friendly surfboard for a tofu platter.
Venice Beach shark got a sunburn and took it out on the next guy.
Santa Monica shark licked a paddleboard for flavor profile.
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Bondi Beach lifeguard says shark only bit man for skipping leg day.
South Padre Island shark bit a margarita cup before the swimmer. “Priorities,” experts say.
Shark at Coney Island prefers funnel cakes. Only bit the man for blocking the line.
Waikiki shark only bites if you’re listening to Jimmy Buffett.
Outer Banks sharks now using Airbnb to pick their victims.
Malibu shark was described as “emotionally unavailable” by three victims.
Shark at Galveston bit man playing kazoo underwater. Called it “noise justice.”
Shark at Waikiki mistook paddleboard for Tinder date. Very disappointed.
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