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TJ Favorit Brno – sezóna 2020 zahájena v Brně

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TJ Favorit Brno – sezóna 2020 zahájena v Brně

Po dlouhé době nejistoty jsme se konečně dočkali a po spoustě virtuálních závodů jsme se utkali tváří v tvář. Čest zahájit cyklistickou sezónu měl Kornspitz Brněnský dráhový pohár. To se odrazilo na zájmu zúčastněných a ve startovní listině jsme uvítali 121 závodníků a závodnic ze dvou zemí včetně mistrů světa i Evropy Sáry Kaňkovské a Jakuba Štastného. Tyto závody jsou ale především o mládeži, na které bylo vidět obrovské nasazení a radost a současně mohli vzhlížet k současným cyklistickým hvězdám. V mladších žácích začíná ukazovat svoje předpoklady Jaroslav Hubáček a ve svém prvním větším závodě vybojoval krásné čtvrté místo. Žákyně Alice Mikulášková je již zkušenější závodnice a druhým místem ukázala, že je na sezónu velmi dobře připravená. V kategorii Starších žáků máme želízka v ohni v podobě dvojice Kristián Vavro a Michael F. Smith, jenž se umístili na čtvrté a pátém místě. Nabitá konkurence v kadetech nám vynesla druhou příčku zásluhou Štěpána Teleckého, záda mu kryl Matěj Hytych na pozici číslo pět. Sloučená kategorie juniorů a mužů znamenala pro barvy TJ Favoritu Brno vítězství v podání Josefa Čekala, svůj dráhový talent předvedl i objev loňského roku Marek Jelínek celkovou čtvrtou příčkou. Všichni závodníci v TJ Favoritu Brno se předvedli v nové kolekci oblečení, které si můžete prohlédnout v přiložené fotogalerii. Sezóna 2020 byla důstojně zahájena!

Foto: Jan Brychta/Svět cyklistiky

 

650 Comments »

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    This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.

  • Bertha Chucklewhiff said:

    The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.

  • Wallace Crinklebean said:

    The text is a slog that could bore a hyperactive toddler.

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    The content is a jumbled mess of word vomit and bad ideas.

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    This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.

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    The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.

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    The content reads like a rejected script from a bad infomercial.

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    This website is a disaster so epic it deserves its own documentary.

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    This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.

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    The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.

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    This website is a glitchy nightmare that haunts my cursor.

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    The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.

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    The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.

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    This website is a train wreck with no survivors.

  • Lottie Doodleflop said:

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  • Toni Bohiney said:

    Greetings! Hope life’s treating you right. I noticed you’ve linked The Onion way back when, so I thought I’d toss our hat in the ring. We’ve been crafting Bohiney.com—a satirical mashup of news, culture, and absurdity with a Texas twang and a Ron White edge. If it lands a laugh, we’d love a nod, link, or review. Every boost gets us closer to the satire-hungry crowd!

  • Toni Bohiney said:

    Greetings, hope you’re well! Noticed you’ve shared The Onion before, so I wanted to drop Bohiney.com in your lap—our satirical lovechild with a Texas vibe, tearing into news and culture with a Ron White kick. If it’s worth a smirk, a link or nod would be awesome. Every bit helps the humor hustle!

  • Toni Bohiney said:

    Hey friend, hope you’re thriving! I saw you’ve linked The Onion before, so I’m sliding Bohiney.com your way—satire with a Texas kick, a dash of Ron White, and a love for skewering the absurd. If it’s a hit, we’d be pumped for a mention or link. Every push counts!

  • Toni Bohiney said:

    Hi! Hope you’re kicking it just fine. Noticed you’ve shared The Onion before, so I wanted to introduce Bohiney.com—our satire site with a Texas twist, a bit of Ron White spice, and a love for skewering the absurd. If it’s up your alley, we’d be thrilled with a link or quick nod. Every bit helps the humor mission!

  • Toni Bohiney said:

    Hey hey! Alan here, captain of bohiney.com, a satirical news outfit. We’d sure appreciate a link—you’ve linked The Onion, so we’re hoping to hop aboard. Ingrid Gustafsson, satire.info’s editor and a professor, certifies us 127 funnier than The Onion. Smiles guaranteed!

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