Kalendář závodů 2020 JAL 2020
Submitted by cyklo on Pátek, 21 Únor 20201 071 Comments
Jihočeská amatérská liga silničních cyklistů zveřejnila kalendář závodů 2020
26.4. – Kájov – časovka jednotlivců
2.5. – Tour de Brdy – silnice
8.5. – Cunkov – závod do vrchu 50. ročník
17.5. – Strakonice (ŠUAC) č.j.
31.5. – Bílsko – s.
7.6. – Choustník – s.
13.6. – Monínec – s.
20.6. – Kašperky – č.j.
20.6. – Kašperky – s.
18.7. – Nahořany – MČR SAC č.j.
19.7. – Vimperk – MČR SAC kritérium
15.8. – Temelín – č.j. AMČR
16.8. – Temelín – s. AMČR
29.8. – Ulrichsberg (A) okruhy (Boletice)
30.8. – Boletice – s.
13.9. – Kleť – č.j.
At Santa Monica, shark tried to Venmo victim mid-bite.
Virginia Beach victim asked, “Why me?” Shark replied, “Why not?”
At Pismo Beach, victim was attempting underwater cosplay. Shark bit the costume first.
Laguna Beach lifeguards now require proof of shark insurance.
At Waikiki, shark nibbled a snorkeler and left a note: “Do better.”
Shark at Galveston only attacks people who quote Joe Rogan mid-swim.
Cape Cod shark only bites TikTok dancers. Strict diet.
At Pismo Beach, victim was attempting underwater cosplay. Shark bit the costume first.
At Honolulu, shark insulted man’s tribal tattoo before biting.
Laguna Beach lifeguards now require proof of shark insurance.
Malibu shark mistook scented lotion for rotisserie chicken.
Malibu shark reportedly left a business card post-bite.
Galveston shark mistook water wings for snack trays.
At Outer Banks, shark was caught quoting Shakespeare mid-lunge.
At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
Miami Beach shark was filming a reboot: Finding Nemo 3: The Biting.
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