Luboš Mošna Mošnička na Enduro race Zadov 8.- 9. 6. 2019

Na Zadov jsme se těšil, protože od závodů byla chvilku pauza. Zadov vyhovuje spíše XC jezdcům, kteří to prostě v těch nohou mají a tak jich na startovní listině bylo víc než normálně. První RZ měla jeden strašák v podobě skoku zvaného Temelín. Skok s neuvěřitelně krásný výhledem, technicky nenáročný, ale s dopadem strmého úseku, který se v průběhu dne neustále mění od brzdění do následující zatáčky, dále už pak jen pár padáků, nějaký rockgarden a pak trošku borůvčí, které nebylo v plánu (ani v mém, ani pořadatelském) – chyběla prostě páska a nebo rychlost mých očí. RZ2 tak a zde již byla sranda – dva schody, rock garden zakončen skalkou na bunny hop a dále ještě jeden rock garden zakončený zídkou. Na otázku zda to budu skákat či ne jsem měl jasnou odpověď – nebudu a myslím, že jsem udělal dobře. Tato zídka si vybrala daň v podobě jednoho úrazu (snad je závodník již fit). RZ3 byla nová, hrabanková, plná pastí a pastiček a tím byla i velmi zábavná – proto jsem jí jel asi nejdéle (dle výsledků) – asi jsme si jí užíval. RZ4 – krom RockGardenu, skoku na placku a pak několika komprasí nic zajímavého. RZ5 byla již za odměnu a její konec přilákal i mnoho diváků, kteří prostě chtěli vidět rychlost v které jsme povětšinou do té poslední sekce vlétli.
Zadov – byl doplněn super programem, začnu asi od vystoupení Petra Krause, budu pokračovat závodem elektrokol, přidám pivo a klobásy zdarma. Prostě Zadov se povedl.
Pláště KEDNA vydržely všechny drobné či větší kameny, kořeny, menší i větší skoky. Jako zajímavost považuji, že se na závodech objevili všechny 4 kola STEVENS které jsou v republice.
Díky moc CykloŠvec, FOX (nově jezdím FloatX2 tlumič a GRIP2 patronu ve vidlici), Kenda a KMC, vše šlapalo na 100%.
Ještě dodám, že ELIT2 jsem byl 92 ve své kategorii 41 nově byl stanovený časový limit a jeho kontrola s případnou penalizací (super i když v průběhu závodu jsem špačkoval). Dále kontrola chrániče páteře (super i když kontrola nebyla) a co je s otazníkem, že na transfere se může sundat helma (dobře mám integralku, měl bych to přivítat), ale většinou jsme stále cyklisté a helma prostě patří na hlavu (4 transfery jsem to vydržel úplně, 5 jsem ji na pár metrů též sundal).
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